Ok! So, sorry I haven’t blogged in a while – my internet’s
been shotty again. Alright… I have about
five days worth of notes, so bear with me.
1.
So I have
the words “Nick” and “butt” written down on a scrap of paper, and I’m not even
going to pretend I have any idea what either of them mean, so…. Oops.
2.
So whatever day I have these one notes for, was
clearly not an interesting day. I only
have a couple things down, the main one being that my boss was interviewed by
some fishing show – at least that’s what it looked like based on the getup the
interviewer was wearing. So that was
funny watching her bs how great we are.
3.
Alright, so Saturday was Emily Hency’s last day –
moment of silence – so that was terribly sad.. I went to her open house on Sunday
with Rachel and made her card entirely composed of pictures of One Direction
and wrote her a heartfelt letter. Her
open house was fun, but awkward, like most open houses hahaha. She introduced me to her one friend that I
girl crushed on… She introduced us by saying, “umm…let’s see… you’re both Louis
girls!” and we shared a knowing look haha.
Afterwards, we went to Turkyville to get ice cream from Emily – my cousin
– and then we went down to the restaurant and one of my cowokers informed me
that Weston quit! #HALLELUJAHPRAISESAMEN.
Unfortunately, as I was celebrating he walked out. Mi mal.
So yeah. God is good.
4.
I next worked Monday and I worked with Morgan
and Kaitlyn, two pretty great corowkrers. The main moral of that day is that I
got a loooottt of free food hahaha. I
worked 10-9 and ended up getting two free pieces of pie, two free tacos, and
cookies haha. Also, I had a reuben
burger at lunch and it was prime.
Turkeyville makes good burgers.
5.
At one point on Monday Morgan went to clear a
table that was completely obliterated and she came up and said “so I think I
have AIDs.” Apparently on this tables
was also bandaids and new bandages and bloody napkins…. Who just leaves that
there for the waitstaff to clean up?!
#comeonnow #ew #germs #commonsense #hygiene #kendhashtagrent
6.
On the way home on Monday a car with a Quebec
license plate passes me and I thought of Sam haha.
7.
Ok so Wednesday was pretty interesting I
guess. So one of the first things that
happened was Nick – formally known as an alias of “Mick” (The one who stared at
my boobs)– was rounding the corner to go into the kitchen right as I was doing
the same but to go up front and we about collided. We both stopped and instrad of passing each
other and moving on, he poked me in the cheek.
What even. I don’t even know with
that kid. Later that day, he was coming
up from the freezer and he put his hand straight out – idk I thought to high
five me or something – and I had two beer bottles in my hands, so I didn’t do
anything, so he puts his hand on my face.
WHYYYYYYYYYY !!!!. I don’t get
this kid. He’s probably going into his
junior year or something too of high school.
#stahp.
8.
So then, Mel – British Melanie who’s great –
comes in and we exchanged pleasantries and then she goes “you’re always
laughing. Whenever I see you, you’re
always laughing. It’s a good thing
though, in case anyone’s having a bad day or anything.” Which that made me happy. Because in high school people frequently told
me that I was always smiling and looked so happy, and I had just hoped that I
hadn’t lost that happiness over this past year, so wooh for happiness J
9.
Then at one point there were these ginger twin
girls and they were just the cutest thing.
They were really polite and good kids and it was really cute –despite the
hair.
10.
Ok so later that night, one of my coworkers was
talking about bringing a hooker home for her boyfriend bc she didn’t feel like
sleeping with him….. #awkward So then my other coworker was like “that’s when
you just roll over and pretend to sleep.” And she was like “that doesn’t work” And the other goes “what does he do? Rape
you?” And she was like “No….” hahahahha Then she ran her hand up the other girl
and asked if that was he did to her haha…. And then they just went on about
their sex lives and I left the conversation haha. #funtimes
11.
Ok, so I worked Thursday from 11-4, but a good
amount of things happened in that five hour period. First, a lady from my (old) church and her
three kids came in, and we talked, so that was nice. They were sitting outside and after they were
outside for a little while, Brayden, her three year old opened the door and he
was peeking in. I made a silly face at
him and he did it back and it was just about the cutest thing ever. #ReasonsILoveKids
12.
So then these two guys came through and the
black guy sees his friend’s noodle dinner come out and he goes “Sheesh!! That
looks good!” And it basically made my day, bc sheesh.
13.
Later, I was talking to my manager and a
coworker – who’s the owner’s older sister – and I look down through the dining
room and I see Elizabeth and Julie!! (My sister’s old best friend that got
married the day after school ended). Which,
Julie works in the bakery at Turkeyville, so I get to see her a lot, so
Elizabeth came to visit on Julie’s break. So they got a gouda and reuben – good
choices – and then later Elizabeth came back and we talked for a while, so that
was really nice because I haven’t seen her since the wedding. Also, my friend Emily Hency is a loooootttt
like Elizabeth, which Rachel always said, but I never really got until I came
back to work and had seen Elizabeth again.
So, sadly, Elizabeth didn’t get to meet her twin, but I got to talk to
her about her haha.
14.
So my manager, Jolene, was saying how she’s
never made no-bakes because she always thought bad moms made them because they
didn’t know how to bake… To which I was all like “Dude! The best moms make no-bakes!!” And she goes “No!!! Wait… did you just call
me dude?” hahaha so that’s the story of
the time I called my manager dude.
15.
Near the end of my shift this sketchy lookin guy
came in wondering about his booth for the upcoming flea market. Then he looked at the pies and goes “your
peanut butter pie is to die for.” (Which
it is) “I’m addicted to peanut butter!!” So, moral of the story: I found Ben a new best friend. After that he was talking to Vicki about his
spot and he goes “well.. I just want to make sure it’s close to parking because
I’ve got my mom…well now she’s my aunt… with me and she’s about 180 years old
and doesn’t get around well” hahahahahaha WhAt???
16.
Also, these straight-to-the-point couple of
people came in and the lady had on one of those shirts with wolves all across
the front that those women who nurse their children until they’re five then let
them run around without clothes on wear.
Ya know, the one’s that then encourage them to pick out their own names,
yet good hygiene is usually not mandatory (baths are weekly, teeth brushing is
monthly). Anyways, she was wearing one
of those shirts. So on the order ticket,
I put “dances with wolves”. Ryan, the
crew leader of the kitchen was laughing as I walked past and goes “Dance with
wolves??” So, I made Ryan laugh, which is a goal of mine, so wooh. Unfortunately, they paid with a card, meaning
they could see the name I put their order as.
#oops.
17.
Well. That’s
about it. Sorry for the length.
Currently, I’m on my way up to Mackinaw, so YAY! J
Have a marvelous weekend!
18.
Oh, and at one point yesterday I was bored and
in the corner just singing one of Ed’s new songs and I was walking past the
window into kitchen and Brenden – Vicki’s grandson who’s really nice – was standing
there and could probably hear me.
#sorrybud
19.
K! That’s it!! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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